In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize
