But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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