You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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