I didn't shave. On purpose
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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