She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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