i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just made out with a guy for $7.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
So gin and wine won't be happening again
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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