So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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