the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Plan B is the new Plan A
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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