sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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