I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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