i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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