1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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