why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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