Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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