you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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