Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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