Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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