: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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