i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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