if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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