I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Randomize
