how can u be prego again
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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