The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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