i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Randomize
