when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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