I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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