Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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