You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Come see our sink grown plant.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just want to make out with him forever
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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