I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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