I wish I could punch you in the face.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
cat food counts as protein by the way
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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