I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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