Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
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