doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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