So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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