Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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