Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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