So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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