I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
