Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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