i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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