the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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