Hey man sorry I got all grabby
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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