just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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