As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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