Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Randomize