i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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