i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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