it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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