I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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