i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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