My room smells like vodka and shame
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
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