Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
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