Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I cockslap morals
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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