I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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