Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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